your mom jokes
your mama's so dumb, she tryed to alphabetically organize the m&ms!
you mama's so fat when she sat around the house, she litterally sat around the house
your mama's so stupid, when she was locked inside a grocery store, she starved to death
thats all i got folks good night! 
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Here are some "Yo mamas so poor jokes" I pulled up from this site:
http://www.ahajokes.com/ym09.html
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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yo moma so stupid when the news said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon and a bowl
yo moma so stupid she can only be your mom
yo moma so stupid she sits on tv and watches couch
yo moma so fat when she lay in the ocean Spain claimed her as the new world
yo moma so fat the world orbits around her..literally
yo mama so poor she had to get a rain check 4 her mcdonalds!
yo mama so fat that when she walked past my tv i missed the whole season of punked!
yo mama's glassses are so thick that when she looked at a map she saw all the people waving at her!
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1. your mamas so fat that when she saw a school bus go by full of white kids and she said stop that twinky
2. you mamas so fat and old that when god said let there be light he asked your mom to move over
3. you know what the difference between your mom and a solar calculator is ....your mom works at night too
4. do you know what your mom and a door nob have alike ... everyone gets a turn
k if you got an good ones than post them
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